givemesomenasonexyouswine:

Well duh. Who else is supposed to protect me from the monsters when I’m asleep?

livinglikeabeast:

Fuck it I’m done

Stupid monkey… He’ll learn who’s boss soon enough.

dragon-heartstring-core:

Dobby’s first and last words 

July 1992 - “Harry Potter, such an honor it is.”

March 1998 - “Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.”

monstervu:

SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

scoutfinch-:

#Baby you’re not alone #cause you’re here with me #and nothing’s ever gonna bring us down #cause nothing can keep me from loving you #and you know it’s true #it don’t matter what’ll come to be #our love is all we need to make it through

Owls confirmed for creepiest birds ever. Just look at those bastards!!! If you fail to notice the fucker swallowing a rat like a champ then there’s the dude singing some satanic song or something and the other two fuckers synchronized to make you feel the creeps with their soulless dance of doom.

harryswagger:

• event: my funeral
• time: 12:00 a.m.
• when: july 15th
• where: local movie theater

potteraddicted:

“You’ve been so brave.”

He could not speak. His eyes feasted on her, and he thought that he would like to stand and look at her forever, and that would be enough.

“You are nearly there,” said James. “Very close. We are… so proud of you.”

“Does it hurt?”

The childish question had fallen from Harry’s lips before he could stop it.

“Dying? Not at all,” said Sirius. “Quicker and easier than falling asleep.”

freakinlovedarrencriss:

eiregirl05:

pepperminthipp0:

iseducedsatan:

I am now officially in love with google.

and when you google “LGBT”.

AHAHA! I just did, for both. Oh my god that is amazing.

Im gunna try this….